Desperate times call for desperate measures for weary LibDems. Things are so bad that the party has organised a special “training session” for candidates and MPs on how to “keep smiling” as they go back to their constituencies and prepare for electoral oblivion. The session at their Spring Forum will offer “practical tips” on grinning and bearing it. Guido would suggest grumpy Vince Cable should sign up, but sadly it’s a gender biased session and only open to the sorrowful LibDem ladies…