Dirty Protest in Dirty Desmond’s Lift

News reaches Media Guido that a disgruntled employee took a dump yesterday in Express and Star proprietor Richard Desmond’s lift in the billionaire’s Northern & Shell Thames side lair.

After yet another round of sackings and budget cuts, it is not believed at this point that Dirty Des personally found the dirty deed.

Has Desmond’s backing of UKIP left his staff steaming mad?




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