First Penny Mordaunt, now a Cabinet minister litters a parliamentary speech with dirty innuendos. Read all about the latest Commons smut in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column here. Also in today’s column, don’t miss out on:

• LibDem chief whip Don Foster dozes off in Cabinet, don’t tell Nick Clegg!

• Alistair Darling’s money trouble
• UKIP’s Suzanne Evans and Christine Hamilton clash over Rory Bremner
• Is sidelined Mary Creagh taking her new job seriously?
• Grant Shapps not having much luck with his numbers
• Nigel Farage warns David Cameron why Amjad Bashir could be after his job next
• Plotting underway in the Reeves family for life after Miliband

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