WATCH: Ed Balls Struggles to Count to Three

By his own admission the man who wants to be the next Chancellor of the Exchequer found it “totally baffling” to work out what year it will be three years from now. Helpfully Osborne advised him to “use his piano fingers. One, two, three”. Don’t say you weren’t warned…

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