Drunk UKIP Voter on Stag Do Touches Ed Miliband’s Bum

A passenger on the Leeds to Lashville party-train yesterday evening reports:

Pip didn’t want to speak to the press so instead Guido has been forced to create at artist’s impression of how the scene may have played out. Altogether now: “We love to drink with Eddie, cause Eddie is our mate…”


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