The winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of…

‘The Fat Boy with the Bomb and 299 of the World’s Craziest Politicians’

…an illustrated encyclopaedia of the fanatics and revolutionaries; the xenophobes and homophobes; Islamists, Zionists and bible thumpers; the anarchists and fascists; extreme libertarians and unreconstructed Stalinists; populists, demagogues and hated despots; the idealistic and the corrupt.

Make them witty…