5 Ways This Photo Op Could Have Gone Any Worse

  1. He could have stolen the money from the pot.
  2. He could have called her a bigot.
  3. He could have kicked her.
  4. She could have offered him a bacon sandwich.
  5. She could have told him she’s voting UKIP.

All in all, went pretty well then…




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