Yvette’s Plan to Criminalise the World’s Oldest Profession

A Labour government would consider plans to criminalise the world’s oldest profession.

Yvette Cooper was weighing up announcing in her party conference speech that if she became Home Secretary she would make nooky with hookers illegal.

In the end the proposal was cut from the final draft. Yvette and her spokesperson have declined several opportunities to comment.

Since the sex industry is now included in official statistics boosting UK GDP by billions of pounds each year, it’s yet another Labour plan which would hurt the economy long term…


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