GUY NEWS CLACTON SPECIAL REPORT

This will cheer the Tories up today, or maybe not. Guy News travelled to Clacton high street, where we were unable to find a single person who said they were planning on voting for the Conservative candidate.

UKIP might as well divert resources to Heywood and Middleton, because Clacton is in the bag…




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