Good Day to Bury Bad Poos

If Guido were to com-pile a list of really sh*t press releases dumped out by the government, this would probably come in at number two.

Apparently:

“Thousands of people every year will be asked by their GP or other healthcare professional to give a stool (poo) sample for testing. A lot of people find the idea of this unpleasant and the pot is small so how do you fill it?”

The definition of government waste.


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