Guido was in Uxbridge with Boris as he was selected on Friday. After a night on the town, BoJo is unmoved. How much of their part-time Mayor/part-time candidate will local Tories really see? Find out in Guido’s Sun column.

• Guido also spoke to Nadine Dorries this week, who blasts Cameron over Devo Max: “Why are we paying for them to eat deep-fried Mars bars?”

• The Tories have a new strategy for dealing with UKIP: Don’t mention the F-word or the C-word
• Team Ed increasingly irritated by Burnham’s less than subtle leadership posturing
• Osborne’s new safety gear
• Where is David Axelrod?

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