Mail Ditches ‘Get Lost Scotland’ Attack for Scottish Splash

Can you spot the difference between the Daily Mail English and Scottish editions this morning?

Readers north of the border have been spared Simon Heffer’s message:

“The English, especially, will wonder why our leaders feel the need to suck up to a nation that sponged off our largesse consistently over the past 307 years, yet is still not satisfied… If [the Scots] really do feel the English are so toxic for them, there is nothing left to say except: clear off, good riddance and tell us where to send the bill for more than 300 years of subsidy.”

Defying the three line whip hacks and columnists are on to defend the union…




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