Career for Piers

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When Piers was fired from his prime time CNN show he was in denial and claimed that he was moving on to do interviews with “big celebrities and powerful people that is better suited to what I do well and fit with what Jeff [Jeff Zucker CNN president] is trying to do with the network.” That hasn’t worked out…

The transfer window is open for Piers after CNN released their misfiring multi-million pound star signing on a free:

Piers has plenty of experience in print and broadcast, but the online section of his CV is limited to correcting abusively critical people’s grammar on Twitter. Guido is however looking to hire a budding hopeful capable of producing high quality photo and video content between now and the election. Since he is looking for a new employer, Piers is welcome to submit his application to be the blog’s new Video Journalist/Producer where he can do interviews with powerful people. Any potential future legal issues facing candidates must be disclosed at the interview stage…




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