Hancock Confesses

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Self-confessed teen fondler Mike Hancock has today admitted conducting an “inappropriate and unprofessional” relationship with a mentally ill constituent, apologising to her for “any distress, anger and worsening of your psychiatric condition”.

Hancock has admitted his crime in order to avoid court, this should be a resigning issue. Road Trip 2015 will have 200 activists in the constituency on the 12th July.

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