UKIP Spin-Off Predicted Octopus Invasion

Just two months ago UKIP copycat party An Independence From Europe predicted in a campaign video that a giant EU octopus would destroy Britain’s democracy:

Even they could not have known how accurate that prediction would be. This is the scene in Oxford Circus this morning, as a lorry carrying an octopus breaks down and holds up commuters:

They’re coming…


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