Friday Caption Contest (Yes, Pwime Minister Edition) - Guido Fawkes

Friday Caption Contest (Yes, Pwime Minister Edition)

This week we have another two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. It’s a great event with loads of booze and always attracts a strong line up of guests, so the winner is in for a good day out. Details here. Make them witty…

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