In Guido’s Sun on Sunday column today, David Davis explains why he won’t go campaigning in Newark: Tory HQ are “cheeky little sh*ts”. Tory HQ hit back saying DD is a “selfish” loser. Don’t miss out on:

• Tory whip Greg Hands’ devious plan to stop the MPs who do make it to Newark from slipping off
• Dougie Alexander gives up
• Why the big gains for UKIP were a pain in the neck for one Farage spinner
• Ed Davey’s awkward election day chicken run
• David Dimbleby versus Huw Edwards: battle of the election coverage
• Aidan Burley’s fiance resigns to make UKIP the official opposition in Cannock, what does this mean for the outgoing Tory MP?
• Parliament reaches sauna-like conditions

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