The winner of today’s caption contest gets themselves a copy of Lord Tebbit’s brand new book “Ben’s Story“.
It is about a radioactive telekinetic Russian dog. Really.
Only entries in the comments will be accepted…
Philip Hammond uses a trip to Berlin to mock the Foreign Secretary:
“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. Wise words with some applicability to the Brexit negotiations although I try to discourage talk of “cake” amongst my colleagues.”