And the winner of today’s caption contest is…
“It’s OK Mum, he promised me an IN-OUT, but only in 2017 when it’s legal.”
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Boris Johnson was shown a trophy monkey head as he toured a room of illegally-poached animals seized by Scotland Yard. He said:
“What’s this poor chap here? Faint air of a … Labour backbencher.”