Nigel Farage Feeling Slightly Awkward on a Crowded Train

“It was a stopper going out and we stopped at London Bridge, New Cross, Hither Green, it was not until we got past Grove Park that I could hear English being audibly spoken in the carriage. Does that make me feel slightly awkward? Yes it does… I don’t understand them … I don’t feel very comfortable in that situation and I don’t think the majority of British people do.”

He’s probably just upset that train was painted in a non-traditional colour.




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