Save yourself a trip to the newsagents and find out all the latest gossip by subscribing to Sun+ and reading Guido’s column online. Don’t miss out on:

• Why George Osborne’s missus is not happy with her husband going on the 5:2 diet
• Why did Harriet Harman stay silent for days when the PIE revelations came out?
• Comedian Rufus Hound says we should pay our “fair share” of tax. That’s not what his accountants say.
• Who in the Cabinet fancies themselves as the next Tory leader?
• Why has Diane Abbott had some time off from parliament?
• Keith Vaz reveals the truth about Red Len
• Why was Tory MP Chris Heaton-Harris holding up the queue for the bus?

Just 70p in the shops or just £1 a month to subscribe online…