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• Hubby of Danish PM Helle and “Red Prince” Stephen Kinnock is sniffing around a Welsh seat
• Peter Bone’s financial failure
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• PLP Xmas party had more karaoke wannabes than The X-Factor
• Dim sum in Downing Street
• MP John Hayes’ litter lout shame
• Loony Labour candidate defends North Korea and attacks British troops in Afghanistan

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