Clearly the only two stories of the week are Michael Crick’s alleged plebgate video editing and Michael Fabricant’s alleged hair.

Here they come together gloriously on Twitter:

@Mike_Fabricant Our footage was a thousand times more authentic than your moustache (or hair)

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) November 27, 2013

Says the man with one of the bravest comb-overs in Westminster…