No doubt he has endlessly focus grouped the perfect tunes. Given how much money Labour take from Unite, it would be rude not to play (You don’t get me I’m) Part Of The Union.

Traditionally people open up about their past and family on the show, so why not a tune for betrayed David Miliband?

Dire Straits’ Brothers In Arms perhaps.

Or a special cover: He Ain’t An MP, He’s My Brother.