The Man Who Hated Kittens

Hands down story of the week in the Sunday Sport.

“Devastating evidence emerged last night that Ed Miliband’s Marxist father WAS evil. For Ralph Miliband stands accused of SLAUGHTERING a little girl’s innocent KITTEN in a DRUNKEN rampage… For Eunice Clark alleges that Miliband Senior RAN OVER and KILLED her dear bundle of joy Winston, while drunkenly pedalling his bicycle on a dark January night in 1944.”

Poor old Eunice will never forget:

“Only a Belgian – a Belgian communist – could have killed a kitten in cold blood like that. The Red b*****d!”

Truly an evil legacy…

H/T @sophyridgesky

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