The Third Best Slot on the Manchester Piccadilly to Euston

Judging by his tetchy post-Dave speech briefing to hacks, the highlight of which was him grumbling “does anyone actually have a question about the speech?”, Craig Oliver was probably looking forward to his journey home. That was until a couple boarding the train at Manchester Piccadilly asked him if he was the guard:

“No. Do I look like it?”

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