Guido just bumped into an ashen faced Red Len McCluskey in Brighton. The union fat cat is speaking at a fringe event this lunchtime hosted by Unite political director Jennie Formby, coincidentally also the mother of his love-child. When Guido asked him whether this was nepotism he replied angrily:
“That’s unfair. Why don’t you go and make things up the way Guido always does?”
Always happy to correct the record if he has written something incorrect, Guido enquired just what he had “made up”.
He was greeted by silence from the usually vocal Len…