Friday Caption Contest (Countdown to Conference Edition)

The winner receives a copy of Rob Hutton’s must-read dictionary of journalese:

“Romps, Tots and Boffins: The Strange Language of News”

Make them witty…

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Quote of the Day

Trevor Kavanagh’s analysis of the Brexit process…

“Thanks to Mrs May and her useless Chancellor Phil Hammond, this will not come without pain. But we escape with imagination and true British grit or we will be boiled alive.

It means on this centenary Remembrance of our struggle against tyranny, we risk ceding non-military victory in Europe to the undemocratic forces of an unaccountable totalitarian regime.”

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