Jon Snow: Satire is Dead

It isn’t just Maria Miller who has made an idiot out of herself over the Open Championship being held at all-male Muirfield. Channel 4 News’ outdated hand-wringer Jon Snow was beyond parody last night:

If he wants to stay true to his word Snow will also have to give up any Nikkon cameras, Ralph Lauren shirts and Mercedes he might own. They all sponsor the Open as well. Guido will happily take them off his hands…

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Quote of the Day

Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”


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