Poor Tom Watson. His oh so funny resignation letter has upset the cool kids. Drenge, the band he name-checked as part of the wider diversion tactic over the real reasons he was quitting, have hit back:

“I’m not totally overjoyed that it happened but at the same time I don’t really care. I’m glad he’s a fan and that other people have discovered us through it. We’ve kind of been shown to a load of people who don’t really care which is fine. I’d rather that we hadn’t and people had discovered us in their own way rather than through a news story.”

Watson should stick to the day job… Oh wait.