A Unitemare for Miliband, Watson and McCluskey in the Sun today. In Guido’s column find out:

• The full story behind Watson’s WAGs
• Sally speaks: what she says on rumours about her and John
• To what did Boris treat his wife on their 20th wedding anniversary?
• Handbags at dawn between Tory wives
• Dave’s photo op own goal
• Chuka’s off-camera cock-up
• Coalition tensions in the DWP
• IPSA hit MPs where it hurts
• Watson’s voices in his head

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