Colonel Bob Saved From Wife’s Fury

Good news:

SpeakOutBobStewart2webOn 25 Jun 2013, at 18:50, “STEWART, Bob” <bob.stewart.mp@parliament.uk> wrote:

I am extremely grateful to all colleagues who assisted in the re-capture of my ‘Absent without Leave’ Mont Blanc pen.  The fugitive was recaptured by an honourable and gallant lady who personally took him in custody and thereafter returned it, in close arrest, to my person.  In recognition of her actions I have recommended Sub Lieutenant Penny Mordaunt RNR for my first ever Parliamentary Mention in Despatches.  Thanks to her thoughtful and immediate actions I do not have to own up to my Home Station Commander that I was negligent – thus avoiding serious restrictions of privileges.

Thanks Colleagues.  All is well and I live to write another day.

Bob Stewart  

Guido reckons the publicity that this site gave the great matter of state would surely be worthy of a prize too? Nigel Evans also wondered something in the middle of the night, CC’ing all MPs:

From: EVANS, Nigel 
Sent: 26 June 2013 00:21
To: STEWART, Bob
Cc: All

Subject: Re: AWOL MONT BLANC PEN RECAPTURED

Bob… U r now in charge of me…. I rest my case

Nigel 

Sent from my iPhone

No, Guido cannot work out what he is on about either…




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