From: STEWART, Bob
Sent: 25 June 2013 12:37
Subject: MONT BLANC PEN GONE AWOL
Forgive me but has anyone found a Mont Blanc pen which went Absent without Leave (AWOL) somewhere in a Committee Room yesterday.
My wife gave it to me 20 years ago and I am frightened to tell her that it has gone AWOL. She is ferocious and will blame me completely.
If anyone sees the offending pen lurking around could they contact me before I have to own up?
And remember, if you see the “ferocious” Mrs Stewart, keep it on the down low, yeah?