UKIP are looking at enlisting the services of a team of private specialists to vet their candidates for the 2014 European elections. The party plans to work alongside a specialist company so hundreds of hopefuls undergo a “rigorous psycho-analytic screening” programme to root out pot plant impersonators and keyboard warriors. Obviously looking to avoid a repeat of lurid newspaper headlines about the small number of racist and homophobic candidates that got through their vetting procedure for last month’s locals. Seems a sensible idea to Guido, UKIP are expected to top the bill in 2014 so it makes sense not to take any chances. Fruitcakes and loonies need no longer apply…