Maid in Westminster

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Tongues are wagging for the second time this week over the identity of politicos involved in an alleged sex scandal. Last week a certain Tory MP was talking in support of “traditional marriage”, now he is fighting allegations that he and his wife groped their lesbian maid and tried to have a threesome with her. She is now suing them for sexual discrimination, unfair dismissal and wrongful dismissal. Neither party can be named:

“‘I sat on the sofa. Mr P came and sat down next to me. Mrs P then sat on the floor between his legs. Mrs P began to French kiss Mr P. I was extremely embarrassed and hoped they’d stop.’ The woman, who had recently split with her partner, said she then felt Mrs P’s hand rub her crotch. ‘I was shocked and shot into the back of the sofa. As soon as I’d done this, Mr P proceeded to place his hand on my thigh. I shot to my feet, said I’m not into this sort of thing and went into my room and barricaded my door.’”

The tribunal continues…


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