Still Chuka won’t be drawn on his million pound Ibiza hideaway, his wikipedia editing or his comments about “trashy” Londoners. His attempts to defend his man of the people credentials are less than subtle, however. Last night Harrison organised a Commons trip for his constituents, keenly tweeting cosy photos of himself with “Peter, the landlord to my constituency office’s local pub”, “Alper, owner of El Chico’s restaurant and the Orient Express takeaway”, Streatham’s town centre manager and staff at his local JobCentre:

Earlier in the day he was hanging out with super-cool multi-millionaire entrepreneur and non-domiciled tax exile James Caan.

You know where he’d rather be…