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However bad your Tuesday morning might be going, at least you’re not Guardian Special Projects editor Paul Lewis, who has been stuck in a lift for the last 45 minutes:

I am a stuck in an elevator with another guy. Engineers called. He just said: 'Dont worry, when the time comes, we'll decide who eats who.'

— Paul Lewis (@PaulLewis) April 16, 2013

So the elevator engineer is on his way. No confirmation on when he or she will arrive. Anyone got any suggestions?

— Paul Lewis (@PaulLewis) April 16, 2013

Tried to force open the doors. Didn't work. Security says lift engineer calls going to voicemail. Main thing I want is water.

— Paul Lewis (@PaulLewis) April 16, 2013

Me and my stuck in a lift companion now discussing our chances of survival if the cables break. Three floors beneath us.

— Paul Lewis (@PaulLewis) April 16, 2013

Guido looks forward to Reading the Elevator: a data-driven study into the causes and consequences of why the lift broke down…

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