Telegraph sketch writer Michael Deacon gets hold of Dave’s Davos speech:

“Don’t say, ‘No tax!’ I say, ‘Yo, tax! Yes, fo’ sho, tax! Please pay mo’ tax!’ Cos no tax base – no low-tax case! We can’t keep pace in the global race if you don’t embrace my simple case: paying tax is ace. There’s no hiding place. I’ll cut to the chase: evasion’s a disgrace to the human race. It’s a slap in the face. Do you want this place to sink without trace? Yo yo yo, World Economic Forum, make some noooiiise.”