Victoria’s Secret Labour Candidate’s Lolita Lingerie Business

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Labour’s newly chosen candidate for Reading West has a saucy secret. By day she pounds the streets with her red rosette, but by night Victoria Groulef runs Saumarez Lingerie Boutique, a racy fair trade business that “believes that women should be able to wear beautiful luxurious lingerie with a clear conscience”. Among the most popular ‘ethical’ items on sale are her ‘Mio Lolita garter tank’, her ‘Shock Me body cage garter belt’ and her ‘Black Lashes thong’. Victoria’s ‘Forever Blue’ bridal garter could be cause for concern for Ed, though she is offering a ‘How to Marry a Millionaire’ bra. Just what every Labour girl needs…

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Victoria explains that she has “always had a crazy side”, revealing that she can personally vouch the products herself: “I tested clothing from each of my designers. Quality and durability was very important…I love knickers”. Now this is a boob story, HuffPo…




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