Nadine Wins

Nadine Dorries won her second Bushtucker Trial last night. Swallowing baked spider, camel’s toe, ostrich anus, gagging throughout, before munching through a testicle. She passed only on the fermented duck egg.

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Appearing on BBC Radio West Midlands this morning, the Prime Minister was asked: “What are you getting Carrie for Christmas?”

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