Guido went to see Argo this week – the story behind the Iranian hostage crisis.
Guido enjoyed it but Mrs Fawkes enjoyed it even more with Ben Affleck.
Today’s winner gets a t-shirt from the film.
Usual rules, like being funny, apply.
Michael Gove to the Commons on Trident:
“The unilateralists opposite complaining today are in the position of eunuchs complaining about the cost of Viagra.”