Guido went to see Argo this week – the story behind the Iranian hostage crisis.
Guido enjoyed it but Mrs Fawkes enjoyed it even more with Ben Affleck.
Today’s winner gets a t-shirt from the film.
Usual rules, like being funny, apply.
Theresa May tells Bercow:
“Mr Speaker-elect, can I congratulate you on your re-election. At least someone got a landslide.”