Nearly 650 entries to last week’s caption contest celebrating the demise of Denis MacShane. The winner was the ever-witty Steve Miliband with this well-informed effort:
“Celebrations are a trifle early.”
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Theresa May tells Bercow:
“Mr Speaker-elect, can I congratulate you on your re-election. At least someone got a landslide.”