EU Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Norwegian television confirms that the European Union is the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. And no it’s not a Daily Mash spoof. Presumably the EU deserves the prize for its sterling effort helping to plunge the world into economic crisis? Or maybe for its excellent work in Syria? This is even more absurd than the time they awarded it to Obama for his peace-spreading drone strikes in North Pakistan…

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UPDATE II: As Greece heads towards civil war it might be worth noting the Dalai Lama’s view this morning:




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