This weeks winner will win a copy of Britannia Unchained.
The much talked-about book by a group of Tory MPs made waves this summer, setting out their alternative plan for economic recovery.
Usual rules apply…
Boris Johnson was shown a trophy monkey head as he toured a room of illegally-poached animals seized by Scotland Yard. He said:
“What’s this poor chap here? Faint air of a … Labour backbencher.”