As the news of which lucky members of the 2010 intake are chosen to be PPSs breaks, Guido will be updating this post as and when. So far we have:

• Sam Gyimah to David Cameron
• Duncan Hames to Nick Clegg
• Daniel Kawczynski to David Jones at Wales
• Damian Collins to Theresa Villiers at NI
• Alec Shelbrooke to Mike Penning at NI
• Harriet Baldwin to Mark Hoban at DWP
• Lee Scott to Chris Grayling at Justice
• Amber Rudd to George Osborne at Treasuary
• Ben Gummer to Alan Duncan at DfID
• David Burrowes to Owen Patterson at DEFRA
• Paul Maynard to Oliver Letwin at Cabinet Office
• Laura Sandys to Greg Barker at DECC
• Gavin Williamson to Patrick McLoughlin at Transport
• Lorley Burt to Danny Alexander at the Treasury
• Stephen Gilbert to Ed Davey at Energy and Climate Change
• Simon Wright to David Laws at DfE
• Andrew Jones to Andrew Mitchell at the Whips’s Office
• Jessica Lee to Dominic Grieve as Attorney General
• Paul Uppal to David Willets at BIS
• Therese Coffey to Michael Fallon at BIS
• Jake Berry to Grant Shapps
• Stuart Andrew to Francis Maude at Cabinet Office
• John Glen to Eric Pickles at Communities
• Mark Menzies to Mark Prisk at Housing
• Eric Ollerenshaw to Sayeeda Warsi
• Mary Macloed to Maria Miller at DCMS
• Simon Kirby to Hugh Robertson at DCMS
• Claire Perry to Philip Hammond at Defence
• Kris Hopkins to Andrew Rothaban at Defence
• Damian Hinds to Mark Francois at Defence
• Gavin Barwell to Michael Gove at DfE
• Mel Stride to John Hayes at Energy
• Keith Simpson to William Hague at FCO
• Tobias Ellwood to David Lidlington at Europe
• Richard Graham to Hugo Swire at FCO
• Rob Wilson to Jeremy Hunt at Health
• George Hollingberry to Theresa May at Home Office
• David Rutley to Damian Green at Police
• Guy Opperman to Mark Harper at Immigration
• Julian Smith to Justine Greening
• John Howell to Andrew Lansley
• Nigel Adams to Lord Strathclyde
• Julian Sturdy to Simon Burns at Transport
• Amber Rudd to George Osborne at Treasury
• David Mowat to Greg Clark at Treasury
• Andrew Selous to Iain Duncan Smith at DWP
• Daniel Kawczynski to David Jones at Wales
• Ben Wallace to Ken Clarke

Hear of anymore? Email Guido.

UPDATE: The LibDem changes are in. Clegg is hardly teaching his rebels a lesson:

Cameron refuses to promote rebels. No such scruples from Nick Clegg – Pasty Tax chief rebel Stephen Gilbert is Ed Davey's new PPS. Good.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) September 11, 2012

Guido can imagine Dave waking up in a cold sweat with cheers of “Boris, Boris, Boris” going through his head…

UPDATE: Now that’s what you call a pained expression:

First there was the man from the Sun:

PM avoids an Olympics parade crowd booing by walking on with Princess Anne and Boris – smart.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) September 10, 2012

Then the chairman of the Lobby:

V smart to have Boris as a human shield next to him for the Olympic/Paralympic tribute. Ensures no boos at all…

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 10, 2012

And then the man from the Mirror:

Smart of Cameron to use Princess Anne & Boris Johnson as human shields at Olympics-Paralympics parade. Can't boo one and not the others

— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) September 10, 2012

Is there an echo in here?

Telegraph Blogs readers have been enjoying the musings of Willard Foxton over the last seven days, with the former HuffPo contributor sharing his views on sexy Instagram photos amongst other things. Now Damian Thompson has pinched his second HuffPo blogger in two weeks, as Luke McGee joins the team on Monday.

The phrase brain drain comes to mind…

Touchy Tom Watson tends to get testy when people bring up his links with the lefties Political Scrapbook. He pointedly told the Leveson Inquiry that he had nothing to do with them, which was news to some:

Watson:“I know the guy, the young guy that runs it. I have no relationship with it in terms of management or anything else.”

Jay: “Have you provided information to them for their use?”

Watson: “No.”

Watson would have us believe there is no cosy relationship here, despite obviously feeding them stories. Fellow Labour MP Kerry McCarthy let the cat out of the bag this weekend though when she revealed Scrapbook‘s special guest for their Labour party conference shindig:

Attention again Labour conference goers. This year's tweet-up is the @psbook party, 7.30, Town Hall, Weds 3rd, with @tom_watson DJ-ing.

— Kerry McCarthy (@KerryMP) September 8, 2012

Hmm, surely that comes under “or anything else”.

Jeremy Hunt was the great survivor of the BSkyB deal, getting himself a promotion, but it seems his texting partner in crime – News Corp lobbyist Fred Michel – has landed a new gig as well.

“Daddy”, as he became affectionately known by Hunt, is off to be European Director of Public Affairs and Communication at global telecoms giants Telefonica.

Big drink tonight!