Friday Caption Contest (Shark Attack Edition) - Guido Fawkes

Friday Caption Contest (Shark Attack Edition)

This week there is a copy of Dan Hannan’s book “A Doomed Marriage: Britain and Europe” up for grabs.

Usual rules apply…

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May Targeting Last-Minute Deal | Politico
Paul Flynn MP Dies at 84: Obituary | BBC
The Decline and Fall of Brand BBC | Comment Central
The BBC’s New Poodle? Ofcom. | ConWoman
New Questions for Khan Over Crossrail Delay | Evening Standard
Treasury’s Secret Brexit Stimulus Plan | Mail on Sunday
Why the Backstop is such a Big Issue | Slugger O'Toole
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How Theresa May Might Just Pull It Off | Rob Hutton
How to Increase Immunity to Truth Decay | RAND
Timetable for Labour Split | ITV

The Decline and Fall of Brand BBC | Comment Central
How to Increase Immunity to Truth Decay | RAND
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Who Decides What Quality Journalism Means? | Jasper Jackson
Henry Deedes to Replace Quentin Letts | Spectator
Women in Public Affairs Nominations | PolicyMogul
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Buzzfeed’s Lesson for Journalism | Iain Martin
Telegraph’s Melania Mess | Daily Caller
New Question Time Audience Significance | Speccie
Bonfire of SJW Clickbait ‘Journalists’ | Spectator
BuzzFeed Cutting 250 More Jobs | WSJ

Fox Pushing For Big No-Deal Tariff Cuts | Times
May Targeting Last-Minute Deal | Politico
Treasury’s Secret Brexit Stimulus Plan | Mail on Sunday
Why the Backstop is such a Big Issue | Slugger O'Toole
How Theresa May Might Just Pull It Off | Rob Hutton
Big Business: Wrong on the Euro, Wrong Now | Get Britain Out
The Conservative Party’s Brexit tribes | FT
ERG’s 93-Strong Membership List Revealed | FT
May Must Keep Pushing for Backstop Changes | Mark Harper
Brussels is the City of Spies | Bloomberg
EU Helping May Drag Negotiations Out | The Sun
The Euro Recession Machine | John Redwood
ERG Row Brewing Over Thursday’s Vote | Jonathan Isaby
Levers to Tackle Economic Shock of No-Deal Brexit | Politico
Inside Theresa May’s mind | Tom McTague

How to Increase Immunity to Truth Decay | RAND
Internet Anonymity Isn’t Privacy | Libertarianism.org
Is Facebook Targeting Pro-Brexit Pages? | Andrew Allison
AOC Appears in’Donkey Kong 64′ Twitch Stream | Engadget
Tesla to Layoff 7 Percent of Workforce | The Hill
Is Facebook’s ’10 Year Challenge’ a Harmless Meme? | Wired
SpaceX Assembles Shiny Retro Test Starship | GeekWire
Banned Sex Toy at CES Shows Sexism in Sex | Telegraph
Zuckerberg’s 2019 Personal Challenge | Intelligencer
NHS Plans For Millions To See Doctor By Skype | The Times
Everything on the Internet is Fake | NY Mag
Gatwick Drones Pair ‘No Longer Suspects’ | BBC
Gatwick Drone: Identities of Arrested Couple | Telegraph
Review: Elon Musk’s Insane Mode | Iain Martin
I Now Understand How Nelson Mandela Felt | Titiana McGrath

Request for Footage of MP’s Groping | Times
Hell Looks Like Where We Are Right Now | Guardian
Hell Hath no Fury Like a Eurocrat | The Times
Hell Has a Shelf for Functionaries of Brussels | Daily Mail
On Last Night’s Votes | John Redwood MP
ERG Should Back Brady’s Amendment | James Forsyth
JRM: Suspend Parliament if it Tries To Block ‘No Deal’ | CityAM
Buckingham Tories Looking for Bercow Replacement | The Sun
What Would a May Victory Mean? | Centre for Brexit Studies
Politics is a Bucket of Petrol. Bercow Has a Match. | The Sun
Bercow Has Abandoned Objectivity | Tom Harris
Bercow No Confidence Motion “Looks Pretty Certain” | BBC
May Will Perhaps Be Able to Enjoy Christmas | ConHome
Knives Out for Tory Whips | Paul Waugh
How MPs Voted on Grieve Amendment | BrexitCentral

Less Than Zero: Carbon-Removal Technologies | CFR
Why Don’t the Kids Protest at the Weekend? | Toby Young
Green Gummer’s Lord’s Sleaze Investigation | Mail
Ditch Nannyish Preachers, Not Tony the Tiger | Kate Andrews
Anti-Meat Tycoon Tucks Into 20,000-Calorie Burger | Mirror
Why Doesn’t Greg Clark Like Brexit? | Spectator
Cabinet Heroes Stave Off Calorie Nannies | The Sun
How the World’s Got Better | Quartz
Government Plastics Ban Destined To Fail | Comment Central
Inuits Say Too Many Polar bears | Mail
Greenpeace’s Beach Pollution Goes Unreported | Paul Horgan
“Looming Planetary Emergency” Unscientific | Irish Times
Doctors Refusing to Prescribe Medicinal Cannabis | Telegraph
UK Carbon Dioxide Emissions Below 1860 Levels | CEPR
Britain is Ripe for Agriculture Innovation After Brexit | Speccie

Chaos of New Independent Group | Alex Wickham
Fox Pushing For Big No-Deal Tariff Cuts | Times
Treasury’s Secret Brexit Stimulus Plan | Mail on Sunday
Why the Backstop is such a Big Issue | Slugger O'Toole
How Theresa May Might Just Pull It Off | Rob Hutton
How to Increase Immunity to Truth Decay | RAND
Timetable for Labour Split | ITV
Why Don’t the Kids Protest at the Weekend? | Toby Young
My Woke Marxist Commie Boyfriend | Penthouse
The Conservative Party’s Brexit tribes | FT
Where’s Our Solidarity? | 1828
Corbyn is Thick | Nick Cohen
EU Helping May Drag Negotiations Out | The Sun
Inside Theresa May’s mind | Tom McTague
May ‘to Quit in Summer’ to Stop Boris | The Sun

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Ken Livingstone deployed a corker on TalkRadio this afternoon…

“I joined the Labour Party 50 years ago this month and in all that time I have never heard a single anti-semitic comment.”

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