Friday Caption Contest (Shark Attack Edition)

This week there is a copy of Dan Hannan’s book “A Doomed Marriage: Britain and Europe” up for grabs.

Usual rules apply…

Tip offs: 0709 284 0531

Quote of the Day

David Mundell tells The Times: “I expect Christmas to take place”


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