Lego Lands Guardian With £400,000 Bill

Like all sensible news operations, the Guardian have have spent the weekend recreating the Olympics out of Lego. Since they lose £91 per minute, by Guido’s maths*, the cash-starved newspaper has lost nearly £400,000 in the time it must have taken do it. And they wonder how they haemorrhaged some £44 million last year…

*£91 per minute x 1440 minutes per day x 3 days = £393,120



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