If you had picked up your Daily Star Sunday yesterday you would already know who is sleeping on the job, why CCHQ is flapping about party conference and a taxing problem for Ed Miliband.

You would also have the inside track on Chris Huhne’s latest legal shenanigans – his lawyer forced a change of judge on seemingly spurious grounds. Of course this has nothing to do with said judge having form in banging up MPs…

Yesterday’s column is now online here…