The BBC has released its annual report this afternoon, springing a major surprise by awarding itself top marks across the board:

• BBC 2: “High quality, fresh and new“.

Does that include Newsnight?

• BBC 3: “Strong year“.

Tell that to those who got the chop…

• BBC 4: “Performed very well“.

Never mind the £700m black hole...

• Radio 4: “An excellent year“.

Not for for gaffe guru Jim Naughtie…

• BBC News: “The most trusted source for news in the UK“.

Craig Oliver may disagree…