After the Scrapbook lot spotted a section of the TPA/IoD’s report, that deals with the entirely correct assertion that lefties are just jealous of the wealth and sexual prowess of the right, it was only a matter of time before #TPAChatUpLines was trending:

https://twitter.com/#!/christopherward/statuses/204551693445238785

https://twitter.com/#!/Lefty_Lisa/status/204549516484030464

https://twitter.com/#!/Markfergusonuk/status/204547363472281602

https://twitter.com/#!/MrHarryCole/status/204549130306060288

https://twitter.com/#!/a_y_alex/statuses/204563855173623809

I am writing to make a request under the Freedom of Information Act 2005. Are you free next Saturday? #TPAchatuplines

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) May 21, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/Scarletstand/status/204552467319488512

Even the report’s spinners were getting involved:

https://twitter.com/#!/wallaceme/status/204550536589094912

Harder, Faster, Deeper…

UPDATE: The report’s authors cracked in the end:

Keynes said "In the long run we are all dead". What are you doing tonight? #TPAchatuplines

— Allister Heath (@AllisterHeath) May 21, 2012

Your dress is like my ideal tax system. Cut low and with lots of transparency #TPAchatuplines

— Matthew Elliott (@matthew_elliott) May 21, 2012